My-one

My-one.

An obese Man or Woman who makes no attempt to get in shape or improve their diet. A My-one often revels in their physical condition; and drinks and eats excessively without regard for their own health.

Oh dear - Look at her, such a My-one. She should really order less hamburgers.

Monty:I cant belive I went home with that My-one last night
Tom: how did you both fit in the cab?

by My-One69 March 7, 2009

Oh my Gaga!

Fans of Lady Gaga say this as opposed to "Oh my God!"

Oh my Gaga! This ascot is fabulous!

by Chelicopter August 11, 2011

tweedle my deedle

to mime playing the flute on someone's penis

Before the orchestra concert she decided she needed more practice so I unzipped so she could tweedle my deedle.

by E and L October 4, 2006

My browser history

porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn and more porn

you: my browser history is pure porn what about yours

by Crazzy_Gamer278 May 17, 2018

hold my pocket

Prison term that a dominant male says to the dominated male so that others will know who the dominated male "belongs" to.

Dominant male pulls out his pants pocket so that it can be grabbed by the hand like a handle.

Lee: "Hold my pocket bitch, im gonna visit mike in cell block f and we gonna run a train on you, lil hoe!"

Francis: "Can you use some lube this time time?"

by Mike_tha_tike April 21, 2014

Be Cool My Babies

Quoted often by one of the greatest Late Night TV show hosts EVER, "Conan O'Brian".

His disciples are Max Weinberg and the Weinberg 7, one of the greatest Late Night show bands EVER.

Watch THE SHOW.

"Be Cool My Babies."
*touches self and is burned by the eliteness*
"OW!"

by theurbansamurai January 25, 2005

hold my hoops

a phrase used when someone is ready to angry or pissed off, telling someone to hold your hoop earrings so they don't get caught in anything while you fight.

did she seriously just say that? ooh girl, hold my hoops.

by falling weird kid June 19, 2018