Michael's game night

When a dorky guy is able to hook up with a girl out of his league due to her getting obscenely drunk and desperate. Usually involves her dancing awkwardly or other forms of self-embarrassment.

It took a few shots and Neil Diamond on the jukebox, but the lame birthday party turned into a Michael's Game Night for the lucky lad.

by fishball November 20, 2013

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Mr. Michael Sobek

The hottest teacher in some people's opinion

Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.

by Don't get me in trouble June 30, 2019

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Long form codename for the exclamation “FML” (fuck my life).
Normally used by lower echelon employees, particularly military personnel when confronted with adverse working conditions and the potential for far worse working conditions if complaints or grievances are heard.

“The quartermaster said we needed to clean all the weapons in the vault before we go on leave...Frank Michael Lawrence!”

by Corporal Bloggins May 8, 2020

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The Michael Barrymore Special

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.

I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.

by Donalddad August 22, 2020

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michael phelps hit

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020

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