just put the fries in the bag

Something you say to someone whos waffling

Zach: You're such a fatass you eat mcdonald's every day and you don't take a shower. Plus you don't support Michigan Football, which brought a 15-0 perfect record and a national championship and broke numerous NFL combine records and retired Nick Saban last year. This is why you don't have any bitches and stink everyday. Gross, FOH scum.

Jamal: just put the fries in the bag bro

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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

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by adamns rapist December 28, 2022

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

Look who just stepped in

Catchphrase of well-known UK rapper 'Morrisson'

This line can be heard in 'Shots Remix' and 'Buckingham Palace'

Morrisson: "Look who just stepped in MORRISSON!"

Alternatively:

Morrisson: "Look who just came in MORRISSON!"

by expressbenjamin20 May 9, 2020

You just got leila'dddd

When someone likes you but they quickly stop liking you causing you to be in confusion

Person: *likes you*
You: Hey, i think I might like u back..."
Person: nvm *does not like you*
You: I just got leila'd...
Person: You just got leila'dddd

by candycotten223 October 27, 2020