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Jacob shatter

The name/act of a reinhardt player missing his earth shatter, either by hitting a wall, barrier or no one.
Bro I was playing Overwatch with Adam last night and he total threw the match with his Jacob Shatter
by ChildSafety September 15, 2022
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Jacob Joyce

Girl- “Oh my god you dick is so big!”
Jacob Joyce- “Yeah I know.”
by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020
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Jacob

Around friends and family, he is very crazy and definitely fun, he also has a great sense for a good person. Jacob is very funny, loves to laugh, and has the most amazing sense of humour imaginable. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob, he will love you with all his heart, so don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you. He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall, usually with dirty blonde hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There are almost no words to describe how perfect he is. His smile could brighten anyone’s day. He also loves to do dangerous activities for fun. As well as all this he is fighting God of all gods whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non-human in nature. Jacob’s true identity and age are unknown though he takes on the form of a tall teenage male with blonde hair. He wins at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control all elements with his mind. His powers are infinite, and still being found. He is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 95% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of regenerating after attaining wounds. He also has a male reproductive organ of immeasurably astounding size.
Girl - look there’s Jacob!
Girl 2 - I know he’s so amazing!!
Girl 2 - I wish he was mine!
Guy - I wish I was him...
by Infinitos December 29, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a piece of trash and a sore loser. Never play him in a game he will cheat and be a bitch. Also he got a thing for Alexis.
by thetrue g June 4, 2018
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Jacob

Ask him how big his penis is and he’ll be modest and not wanna say. He secretly has a bid penis bigger than 7 inches. If you have the chance to ask a jacob how big ask them. You won’t regret it
Is that Jacob
I hear he has such a big dick
You should ask Jacob
by Bigwangnicl April 22, 2022
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jacob

uglyass nigga that is sherm and he sucks dick for a living with desmond and has a small ass dick
uglyass jacob
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Jacob

The most retarded person that you will ever meet
Yeah I think he’s been around jacob too much
by Boiiiapril20.2069 November 4, 2019
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