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J. Alexander Kueng

A mulatto cop who was an accomplice to the killing of George Floyd. Despite warning Chauvin of Floyd's lack of pulse, he did nothing to actually to stop Chauvin from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck.

He is currently charged with aiding and abetting murder, and faces up to 40 years in prison. He is currently free on $750,000 bail until at least March 3, when his trial begins. He likely will spend several decades behind bars.
J. Alexander Kueng warned Derek Chauvin of George Floyd's lack of pulse, but did nothing to stop him from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck. He remains a free man, at least for now.
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Micah J travis

by Prof. Fat cat October 8, 2020
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Finny J Mixer

Somebody who is a dick to everyone and has a vagina. A guy who won't listen to your problems and is just a big old dickbitch.
CuDi: Did you see that guy? He's being such a Finny J Mixer!

SwedishFish: Marcus is such a Finny J Mixer.

Puckfasa: Let's hope he doesn't break a nail!
by iamanonymouslysubmittingthis January 1, 2012
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Dirty PB+J

The act of dipping one`s testicles in jelly, and dipping one`s penis in peanut butter ( or vice versa), and receiving a blowjob involving one`s testicles and penis at the same time.
I got my girlfriend to give me a Dirty PB+J for lunch.
by I'm Jick Rames Bitch! November 25, 2011
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Daniel J Hunt

A guy who went to MJC and got a lot of women
Daniel J Hunt went after that women and the women loved him ;)
by Tendiesz April 19, 2023
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J TIZZY goat

A blonde man (Jack Frost) look alike who unfortunately suffers from stage 3 autism. He struggles to read, and dress himself and his hair is quite atrocious. When hes not rubbing chocolate on his belly button, giving out Croall Salads, or in a bathroom (ED) he likes to swim in the water as he sometimes thinks hes a fish for some weird reason. In conclusion J TIZZY goat is the definition of autism.
Dont act like J TIZZY goat

Stop rubbing chocolate on your belly button J TIZZY goat

When I asked someone what J TIZZZY goat was I was thrown from a 8 story building
by DART MUNCHER August 29, 2023
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Stephen J. Bailey

Stephen "Boiley" J. Bailey

Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.

Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.

Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.
-Fuck, Stephen J. Bailey has lapped me thrice in just 23 laps.
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???
by Johnny Narrowstraight April 14, 2021
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