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Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
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A where people can spread bad opinions (yours) and I can spread good opinions (mine)
Kyle: “did you see the game last night?”
Me: “no, I was busy telling a dude on the internet to kill himself because he didn’t like my joke”
Kyle: “wow man you’re so smart, and cool. I bet you have lots of sex”
Me: “I do because of my opinions, the ones on the internet
by bigmanjerry November 9, 2025
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The world's largest repository of pornographic content.
Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!
by Longer September 10, 2018
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How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.
James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?
by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018
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Internet Trans

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace
I was went in an Internet Trans, and found myself on www.aol.com
by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011
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Internet Patriotism

A phenomenon that occurs when two people meet online on an international web page and starts conversing in their own language.

Like when you read (for example) a comment written in your native language, and you reply in your native language.
by Rekna June 30, 2011
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Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living?
Person 2; The internet.
by door man who eats doors April 15, 2021
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