A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
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Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
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