Ass-hat

A person with a natural ability to fuck up the simplest of things.

Coworker#1 Did you see the new guy in hard handle

Coworker#2 Yeah I told him not to pack bad products. Everything he packed was bad .

Coworker#1 He is a total ass-hat

Coworker#2 Yup a complete ass-hat

by doppelganger1216 October 6, 2018

hats carlos

A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers

HATS CARLOS!!!

by Hats Carlos May 16, 2018

Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 7, 2022

Hat

A synonymous word to cap meaning the same thing.

Stop the hat bro!

by Dralix August 31, 2022

Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult

That ikea bucket hat is sick

by Shnoiken September 8, 2022

Ian Hat

A golf cap.

"Hey, that is a nice Ian hat you have there!"

by Alcatraz Smedry September 11, 2022

black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.

“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
“You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”

by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022