After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

A hacker that is also a spy (e.g. intelligence operative, intelligence analyst,an asset for a handler, or OSINT practitioner).
That scarlett hat hacker did a physical penetration test by using tradecraft and social engineering to bypass the building's security measures and then accessed the company's network by doing network traffic analysis and brute forcing the wifi password using a malicious python script. She was able to download confidential business documents from the company's document center while leaving no trace through log tampering.
by Scarlett Danger January 9, 2024

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

by Hatflipforlife November 1, 2009

*a boy is wearing a green hat*
-That boy must have been cuckolded.
Yea novelupdate should know that dammit
-That boy must have been cuckolded.
Yea novelupdate should know that dammit
by halmstad May 30, 2019

The Hat Theory is Félix "xQc" Lengyel's opinion that, even if a big part of success is luck, its oneself responsibility to try and get it
"You know, if in life you always show up and you get a participation ticket everyday, at some point, you'll hit the juice. Even if you show up and you don't get it 100 times in a row maybe at some point you'll get it. But if you have no names in the hat, how can you expect to be drawn from the hat? You can't. Every day you have to put your name in it. At some point, it goes juicer mode. You've just gotta believe in yourself and what you do"
Chat: Hat Theory FeelsStrongMan Clap
Chat: Hat Theory FeelsStrongMan Clap
by YYP20 January 15, 2022

by Cookieporn June 6, 2018
