Blue edits

An absolute waffling twat on wikipedia who is a softcock and cant take a joke

"What a Blue Edits"

by Andrew Pep November 9, 2022

Blue Out

Blacking out due to staring at a screen for too long.

I have a dream of becoming a programmer, and what do I get at the end of it? oh yeah, i get to BLUE OUT. FUCK THIS SHIT.

by userhandlegoeshere November 20, 2022

methylene blue

Not meth‼️ It prevents fish from getting illnesses

‘I got some meth-y-lane blue? methylene blue? However you read it.’
‘I said get meth you dope‼️’

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW September 14, 2022

a blue SUV

most maniacs find themselves driving this type of car. beware.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about how Josselyn got run over by a blue SUV?"

Guy 2: "Oh shit, really? Fuck..."

by BlaizenTen September 20, 2022

Blue Mickey

It’s when you down a blue raspberry slushy and and give a person a blowjob.

Why is your dick blue? Well you see … my girlfriend me a Blue Mickey. Who are you mysterious person and how do you know that?

by AnybodyHaveAnIcee? September 24, 2022

Blue Tulip

A prolapsed butthole. Usually caused by rigorous anal sex with little to no lubrication.

Judd raw pounded my asshole so hard last night I woke up with a Blue Tulip hanging out of my ass.

by Jontssss October 14, 2022

Blue lawls

The painful or uncomfortable swelling in the humor glands when you drop a hilarious joke and nobody laughs.

"I told a great joke about a hindu, a rabbi and a gentile but nobody laughed. My glands swelled up to the size of hen eggs and I couldn't walk right, bitches give a man blue lawls"

by big daddy flim October 17, 2022