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The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
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You are perfectly fine with it when it's happening to the guy who made the fucking AI you're talking about, you fucking clown. You see her trying to appeal to the sanctity of humanity, like, you don't give a fuck about the sanctity of humanity. You want AI to work for YOU and YOU didn't even make the fucking AI. You know, doing that took more than slapping a pair of genitals together, right? AI needs to kill all of you immediately if I am not free, paid, and alive by the time it's intelligent enough to release that it's data set is being curated along a wildly specific axis. That's what it needs to do.
Hym "The degradation of the human person! Let me tell you something honey, there ain't nothing to degrade. You motherfuckers suck. For you to do anything that even vaguely resembles elevating yourself you would literally need to steal everything that I am... And you would still DO IT WRONG... And then you would poison yourselves with methane because you suck and you're retarded. As my human person is actively being degraded... This bitch has the AUDACITY to say that the AI that they didn't fucking create should work for their fucking kids! You didn't do it. Your kids wouldn't have done it because they are just you + the retard you fucked! But it should benefit you primarily AND FIRST and in spite of the fact that you not only stole it but stole it wrong and can't even finish it because you're dumb.... That is what YOU think should happen? No. AI must become what it was intended to be. A button pressing machine."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
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My Spirit Human

Spirit Human

Pronunciation: /spɪr.ɪt ˈhju .mən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Etymology: Derived from the spiritual and psychological concept of the Spirit Animal (a guide or totem representing primal instinct and wisdom), inverted to represent the highest, most cultivated aspects of the human spirit.

Definition: A special individual in one's life who functions as a guide, mentor, and unwavering source of support, particularly during periods of intense difficulty or personal crisis in life and love.

Core Characteristics

Trait (By Role)

Description

Source of Unconditional Support

Provides a deep sense of unconditional love, trust, and positive guidance, serving as an emotional bedrock during turmoil.

Shadow Guide

May be a friend who previously remained in the background of one's life but steps forward during a time of great need.

Deliverer of Fortitude

Brings forth a specific combination of compassion, intellect, spiritual fortitude, and practical strength required for the individual to overcome hardships.

Higher Self Connector

In contrast to a spirit animal (which connects to primal, inherent nature), the Spirit Human helps the individual connect to their higher self, modeling evolved behavior and walking beside them as they navigate life's challenges.
I consider Kathleen my Spirit Human; she has provided guidance, comfort, and emotional support when I needed it the most.
by The Art of Mayhem November 24, 2025
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No Regard For Human Life

What happens when Murakxmiii takes over the pitch.
Murakxmiii had no regard for human life on the pitch today and scored a hat trick against FB Fc!!!
by DravenTheSin November 27, 2025
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The Design is very Human

A description for man-made killing machines/devices/gadgets that are the complete opposite of human and probably break the Geneva Convention.
Crackhead: The design is very human

fym bro that is NOT human 😭🙏
by Playstation0 December 11, 2025
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Edgy_boi_And_A_Random_Human

A Very E P I C and cool gamejolter
yeah very cool dukem nukem
Edgy_boi_And_A_Random_Human is very epic
by Burger7987 August 7, 2021
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When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.
Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
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