I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

timothee chalamet and soobin have the same lover??

the lover is sabeen jahan

person: omg timothee chalamet and soobin have the same lover?? i wonder who it is
sabeen jahan: its me losers

by sardine <3 March 21, 2022

Girls who have dirty bongs

The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.

They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*

Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.

Wow, girls who have dirty bongs are so sexy.

by Joannelily March 28, 2022

I just have an egg

This is a great thing that tubbo has said.. I just have an egg.. Egg. Mouth. Ohwm

Chilling*
“ I just have an egg”

Egg.
Mouth.
Owhm.

by DogesIEat February 2, 2022

I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

by Leeishere1 February 3, 2022

does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?

Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!

by anonymous February 3, 2022

Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles

My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early

by Carlos de la Cerda February 8, 2022