No, you couldn't have

You have to be able to at least IMAGINE how bizarre it is for ME that you can't accept that you are just not as intelligent as I am.
Hym "No, you couldn't have figured it out. The experts couldn't have. The people that dedicated their lives to doing it couldn't have. Only I could have and I... Could have done it sooner. You could not have. I did."
by Hym Iam June 03, 2025
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A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 02, 2023
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Meaning that you’re white and you have an American flag also implying that you’re a hillbilly <3
Person1: “Do you have a flag in your room?”

Person2: “No I don’t, what does that mean?”

Person3: “Dude, she’s implying the fact that you’re white.”
by NYXLABETCH February 07, 2023
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HAVING A RUMBLE

TO CRY LIKE A BITCH ALL DAY AND NIGHT UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT. RUMBLERS USUALLY ENTAIL LENGTHY PERIODS OF REFFERING BACK TO THE SUBJECT MAKING SURE NOBODY FORGETS THEIR REQUEST. THEY DO NOT STOP MOANING AND CONTINUE TO WHINE MORE THAN A WOMAN ON THE RAG. (GEO RELATED)
GUY 1 - WHERE IS IT? I WANT IT NOW!
GUY 2 - NOT UNTIL YOU BEHAVE
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU JUST GIVE ME IT
GUY 2 - NO.
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU THEN IM LEAVING
GUY 2 - HAHAHA HES HAVING A RUMBLE
by GEO PISS TAKER April 08, 2012
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I'll have your head

A threat basically meaning that the recipient is in very serious trouble if certain conditions are met.
If I find out you're lying to me, then by God, I'll have your head!
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can i have a bite

A phrase used to ask for a small portion of food, but actually, the person saying it wants to to devour it. Often used jokingly or playfully among friends.
person 1: yo can i have a bite
person 2: oh yeah just a bite
person 1: (proceeds to EAT THAT SHI WHOLE)
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