hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

cat in the hat

something that looks attractive and tempting but in the end will only bring a negative result.

"that looks like a cat in the hat.. watch out!"

by ghostman95 January 25, 2023

Hat Trick

When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating

On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!

by Skyyblueplaya February 16, 2020

Hat

A "hat" is another slang term for a "body" in urban hood slang

That boy Jamarr is crazy out there he is up 3 hats! (Up 3 hats meaning he has caught 3 bodies/ killed 3 people)

by mk_duel September 2, 2025

Perma Hat

One who has a permanent ass hat.

Man, he is such a perma hat.

by Bestie Speigel July 4, 2008

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017

Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.

She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome

her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025