Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022

Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".

I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.

by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022

Hat

Sausage casing for head.

Did you see that hat Eda is wearing?

by ALittleBeeNamedHarold July 4, 2022

Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 7, 2022

Hat

A synonymous word to cap meaning the same thing.

Stop the hat bro!

by Dralix August 31, 2022

Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult

That ikea bucket hat is sick

by Shnoiken September 8, 2022

Ian Hat

A golf cap.

"Hey, that is a nice Ian hat you have there!"

by Alcatraz Smedry September 11, 2022