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Play The Game

When you take a risk, any risk you are playing the game.
When it comes to school playing the game is when you do not do your homework.
Max: Man did you play the game last night for math?
Nick: Yeah I played the game, didn't do my homework.
Max: I'm not going to be surprise if you fail the test we did today.
Nick: Yep shouldn't have played the game.

gamesturbating 

The act of masturbating over video games!

See also:

gamesturbation
gameophile
gameophilia
orgames
sonic passion
OMG these gameophiles always gamesturbating!
gamesturbating by toonie023 May 26, 2008

game name 

the name you always use whenever you name your character on a game.
A: My game name is fraggler whenever I play games like Legend of Zelda.
B: Really? I just use Link.
game name by arcangelus255 August 27, 2008

Game Freak 

A person who plays the game any time he/she gets a chance even when they can’t they make time.He/she plays the game all day
"Bruh get off Fortnite you play it way to much, you a game freak
Them- Wait let me play one more game"
Game Freak by King Tomas November 14, 2018

Post Game Carnage Report 

A report of all carnage that took place during a game(predominantly Halo2 online). Includes kills, deaths, killing sprees...etc. This is where the you will hear the words noob and pwned approximately 17 times per sentence. You will hear from a noob exactly why they did so bad. Also this is where you will hear gamers yelling at their fellow teammates for their poor play, because now they can see exactly how bad they are. It is also a place where great players get off to their dominance of a video game( I would be lying if I said I am not one of them)
Noob: Dude I shot a guy 40 times in the face with the shotgun and he didn't die, then he killed me with a single pistol.
Me: Or you just suck, and got pwnt.

Nick: I didnt do too bad that game.
Me: After viewing the Post Game Carnage Report, I noticed I had 30 kills and 4 deaths. Yet we lost, whilst you merely had 4...and 21 deaths.
Nick: I'm getting better.
Me: Noob.

Driving Game 

A game played when bored. Usually late at night.
Rules of game: Cram as many people as humanly possible into a car. Drive randomly. When stopped at a stop light, look at the clock in the car. If the time is even, go right. If the time is odd, go left. If the driver turns onto a highway, roll some dungeons and dragon dice and go that many exits. If there is only a normal die available, add a zero to the number, and go that many exits. When hungry, pull into the nearest ihop/denny's. Driver never pays for gas or food.
I went on an adventure last night when playing the driving game; we fit 7 people into a 2-door car!
Driving Game by 2SXE4U March 31, 2011