Getting Absolutely Got

"Something that's so embarrassing, so deeply uncomfortable, or so discusting that your face contorts, you make noises like a constipated frog, and you get a feeling in your stomach, the feeling that you've got...

Got" -Grill Burns

Getting Absolutely Got is basically like getting T.S.G.V.

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

daddys got a new 45

sublime:santeria lyrics, daddys got a new gun

'daddys got a new 45'

by Blue jewel 87427 June 5, 2024

got a gob

Gamer speak for please don’t interrupt me as I am chase/killing a very elusive enemy with extra goodies.

My wife is playing Diablo Immortal on her iPhone with her air pods and I yell “can you hear me?” And she tersely replies “Got a Gob” which I instantly recognize as her trying to kill a special enemy (Goblin) who carries special goodies, and I back off mute. Gamer quick speak for STFU

by Mister Straight April 8, 2023

Got Legs

1. To have pretty legs.
2. To be able to run fast.

1. That girl's got legs.
2. That runner's really got legs!

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022

Got clipped

When someone gets owned/says something that will get them cancelled and it’s recorded.
They’ve been clipped.

Dude 1: that guy was a (insert racist slur here)

Dude 2: yo I was recording that!

Dude 3: you just got clipped bro

by Ayo who did that 123 June 10, 2024

Got the new sour ?

A saying that is used to ask someone if they have sucked someones dick.
Because semen tastes very very sour, and it's flavor is called "new sour".

How did your date go? Got the new sour ?

by Judge dredd7 September 10, 2011