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Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area
man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!
by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016
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Free Estimate

Free estimate, buddy; your life is in the shitter.
by CarlisleQueen November 12, 2023
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free palestine

the dumbest phrase ever invented created by college kids to refer to freeing the "country" of Palestine from Israeli "occupation" that is just a socially acceptable form of antisemitism and hate against the most hated yet small ethnic group in human history.
Dumbass: "HEHEHEHEHEHE FREE PALESTINE"
Normal person: "kys"
by goofyfoog March 31, 2025
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Free speech pervert

A very cool person who advocates for free speech.
A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: You hurt me by calling my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!
by God A4 July 10, 2022
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best free day

best free day is a person whose the best person on that free day. it is used for understanding and loving and not horse eating people
by bestieboomeryah November 28, 2021
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Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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