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Tall, moreno guy who always gets his heart hurt by fine b1tches. No experience on real love and the guy who's always serious when it comes to keeping his girl, but ends up being heart broken first.
Real, is weak and stupid, when it comes to basketball he's still weak.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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the real k moe

hey bella, have you watched the real k moes new yt channel?
by the real k moe December 3, 2023
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The real Asing effect

-To give or be give knowledge and wisdom earned by seeking the truth.

- causing the total meltdown of those infected by idiocy.

- the saying or mentioning of wet by females.
The understanding that lies are tied in with hatred, status and control don't do well with me, this is why I'm ahead of the game and why I am constantly in the real Asing effect mode.
by Truthwavy1 September 7, 2019
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Real Like You

A girl group that were put together by Simon Cowell and Nicole Scherzinger on XFactor The Band and won the show in 2019.

Their winning single on the show was an original song written by Kelli (a member of the group) which is called ‘Be Like Them’.

The members are:

Virginia Hampson, Halle Williams, Jess Folley, and Kellimarie Willis.

Past members:
Luena Martinez
Seorisa

They are also now officially called ‘RLY’ for short.
“Hey have you heard of that new girl group called RLY?”

“Yes I have! Have they got music out?”

“Yes, their new single ‘Ring the Alarm’ is coming out soon!”

What does RLY stand for?”

“It stands for real like you”
by keishalorriane September 17, 2022
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REAL VAXHOLE

These ASSHOLES using VAXHOLE as in definition are naive or just are not with it when it comes to computers as the true definition is patented and trademarked.

The real history of DIGITAL.

After you get done with the POO POO work of sitting at a KEYPUNCH machine you have to enter there to TAKE A SHIT as that DAMN UNIVAC PDP- 11 is running that DAMN building.

Who really is responsible for our bowel movements.

Where you have to burrow to find the truth.

What effect this had on IBM.

Now who did you say SPERRY RAND IS?

The truth why the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL has to EAT FECES in the SHOWER in front of everyone.

We all have been SCAMMED as get ready to get empty.
For GOD sakes JAKE you computer jock as can I please get in front of the line to use that DAMN REAL VAXHOLE and what are you saying about the PDP-11 .

Be careful not to stick your fingers in that ASSHOLE HOPPER or you may not have any as that REAL VAXHOLE does not like to get fingered WITH ANY of your DIGITS.

I have to go DEFECATE , oh and purposely you hide the REAL VAXHOLE so I have to be another HOPPER

ASSHOLE running to make it to that VAXHOLE STALL.

I am sitting at the SHITEATER IBM key punch while the true corporation responsible for our bowel movements is that REAL VAXHOLE hopper ANUS UNIVAC PDP-11 MAINFRAME .

Rumor has it that BURROUGHS is your REALITY REAL VAXHOLE.

The REAL VAXHOLE as say this cute rhyming line by line phrase , "I BOWEL MUNCH YOU BOWEL MUNCH WE ALL BOWEL MUJCH FOR(EYE AYE)I BOWEL MUNCH" (IBM IS YOUR SHITEATER)

What a REAL VAXHOLE SPERRY RAND is?

Did I ever tell you I worked for IBM? And I am not bullshitting , it is FUCKING TRUE and many times I stuck my mouth on their REAL VAXHOLE.

THE ASSHOLE IS THE REAL VAXHOLE AS AFTER ALL WE ALL FROM TIME TO TIME as this FEMINIST ZOMBIE who at COMDEX JANUARY 1998 worked for ADOBE said laughing looking at me SHITEATER, ( " I have to go evacuate my bowels " (try eVAXuLATE your REAL VAXHOLE ASSHOLE CUNT).
by SHITEATERRIMJOB April 13, 2021
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real ass rude

Extremely rude or impolite; rude can also be substituted for other adjectives
Scott didn't even say thank you for the drink I bought him, real ass rude.
by PeachesNorthwest May 17, 2016
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real

not to be confused with the word 'real' in a sentence, this is if it's on it's own. Used when someone agrees. kinda like saying "true"
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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