big fat fucking retard 

mully

wow, isnt mully such a big fat fucking retard?

big fat fucking retard by sirspyhotdog May 23, 2021

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

god i fucking hate my life by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

skull-fucking 

When you're giving a guy a head and he insists on thrusting.

Rob skull-fucked me so hard last night.

skull-fucking by christine December 15, 2004

gorilla fucking 

During intercourse when a man is on top of a woman thrusting while head banging and grunting like a gorilla

"I totally got freaked out and left in the middle of having sex because Derek was gorilla fucking me."

gorilla fucking by Maryhadalittlelamb8 February 23, 2014

god fucking shit 

Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.

GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!

god fucking shit by thedoodler August 9, 2003

Sham Fucking Wow 

The most intense product you will ever buy.

I JUST BOUGHT 10 SHAM FUCKING WOWS!

Sham Fucking Wow by Blackflame619 February 4, 2009

titty fucking 

When a man puts his dick between a woman's breasts and thrusts until ejaculation. Usually results in a pearl necklance.

By titty fucking, I just gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace.

titty fucking by PokeHomsar February 26, 2007