by allknowinglady November 01, 2021
the most beautiful girl on the planet 😍 she is the most loyal girl 💯 she is very thick 😏 she is a princess 💍 and you would want to marry her as soon as you meet her 💍💙
by sexy dezy March 13, 2017
the most beautiful girl on the planet 😍 she is the most loyal girl 💯 she is very thick 😏 she is a princess 💍 and you would want to marry her as soon as you meet her 💍💙
by sexy dezy March 13, 2017
stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 01, 2022
The one who seems innocent at first but then is a real badass. She’s the hot kinda popular girl that has a lot of guy friends. A complete legend but is half insane and half crazy. She pushes through everything and shows her toughness but will let her emotions out alone or with her close friends.
by MASSIVE T_H fan! ♥️ December 21, 2017
Get the emily marie mug.
When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.
"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"
by Jennefar April 05, 2022