clever dick

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.

He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.

by Irma Expat July 8, 2006

Dicked Down

When the dick game is strong

Tammy: How's you and Johnny's relationship?

Beth: Great
Tammy: He Got you Dicked Down

by Mcbitches December 17, 2016

Dick Gravy

Basically this words is yet another slang term for "semen".

Bitch keep suckin till you taste this dick gravy!!!

by Datnigga May 4, 2004

miles's dick

really big enormous with a flattering look always a pleasure to see it and feel it

miles's dick is enormous

by shandog May 28, 2014

dick wrinkle

beanbag or doofus

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle

by clarke111 January 11, 2012

america's dick

a term used to describe Florida, because of its shape as it hangs from the country.

dude 1: dude, i have to go to Florida.. i hate Florida!!

dude 2: yea i hate america's dick too!!!

by LostSoulColo69 August 26, 2012

dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see

(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"

by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009