When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.
Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!
by Grindhouse February 19, 2011
Get the Animal Surprise mug.Anime is a Japanese animation. That's it. Typically, it has loud, flashy openings, and characters have large ass eyes, spiky hair if male, brightly coloured hair, and normally have very attractive body parts, being very muscular if he is male, and he can be as young as 13, or having unusually large thighs and breasts if female, and can also be as young as 13.
How voice actors speak is usually very different to how normal Japanese citizens speak their language. It is often very, very exaggerated.
Anime usually hook people in and get them addicted, and I can see why. Most shows are pretty good, but it can also totally destroy you and make yourself one of weirdest creatures on earth.
A simple person who only enjoys watching anime but doesn't let it corrupt them may be called a weeb. However, one who has a serious addiction, loves collecting Japanese items such as weapons, keeps lots of merchandise such as bodypillows and figures, and loves cosplaying could be called a weeaboo.
Weeaboos are one of the fucking most obnoxious things to ever crawl the earth.
I myself have learnt all of this the hard way. At one point, I was a weeaboo, except I haven't got to the the later stages. I later quit anime entirely because I realised how weird it was and how weird it made me, and also, I simple got bored of it.
I advise all who read this definition to never watch anime, and if you already do, I advise you to stop. It's not worth it.
How voice actors speak is usually very different to how normal Japanese citizens speak their language. It is often very, very exaggerated.
Anime usually hook people in and get them addicted, and I can see why. Most shows are pretty good, but it can also totally destroy you and make yourself one of weirdest creatures on earth.
A simple person who only enjoys watching anime but doesn't let it corrupt them may be called a weeb. However, one who has a serious addiction, loves collecting Japanese items such as weapons, keeps lots of merchandise such as bodypillows and figures, and loves cosplaying could be called a weeaboo.
Weeaboos are one of the fucking most obnoxious things to ever crawl the earth.
I myself have learnt all of this the hard way. At one point, I was a weeaboo, except I haven't got to the the later stages. I later quit anime entirely because I realised how weird it was and how weird it made me, and also, I simple got bored of it.
I advise all who read this definition to never watch anime, and if you already do, I advise you to stop. It's not worth it.
If you enter a weeaboo's room, you will find many unusual items. This includes, but is jot limited to:
Figurines
Bodypillows
Katanas
Costumes
Various other anime merchandise including clothes, blankets, pillows, duvets, wallpapers, etc.
You can find these creatures donning glasses, neckbeards, or a shit-ton of fat. They may also try to communicate in Japanese. They also smell like shit.
Please, my brothers and sisters, do not watch anime, for your sake. Thank you.
Figurines
Bodypillows
Katanas
Costumes
Various other anime merchandise including clothes, blankets, pillows, duvets, wallpapers, etc.
You can find these creatures donning glasses, neckbeards, or a shit-ton of fat. They may also try to communicate in Japanese. They also smell like shit.
Please, my brothers and sisters, do not watch anime, for your sake. Thank you.
by CC-8826 August 8, 2023
Get the Anime mug.Anime could be a manga or a Japanese tv show. Some are childish or some are age restricted.
The typical anime girls have small waists, bundas, and big breasts.
The typical anime boys are brave, short or no hair.
I recommend you should watch anime for example
My hero, demon slayer, Tokyo ghoul, naruto, attack on Titan and more!
The typical anime girls have small waists, bundas, and big breasts.
The typical anime boys are brave, short or no hair.
I recommend you should watch anime for example
My hero, demon slayer, Tokyo ghoul, naruto, attack on Titan and more!
“Hey have you seen naruto?”
“No, what’s anime?”
“ it’s really good it is a manga or a Japanese tv show”
“Cool! I’ll check it out!”
“Amazing”
“No, what’s anime?”
“ it’s really good it is a manga or a Japanese tv show”
“Cool! I’ll check it out!”
“Amazing”
by Y0ur l0cal an1me l0v3r July 29, 2021
Get the Anime mug.A person, typically in relation to multiplayer video games, who thinks a losing team only need to think positively to win. They tend to say “I won’t give up!” Or “No guys, I believe we can win!”
“I was playing League of Legends last night, one teammate would not vote yes to ending early despite us losing hard.”
“Sounds like they thought themselves a hero of the anime.”
“Sounds like they thought themselves a hero of the anime.”
by Sir King August 13, 2022
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Originated from 3d stock image by 3dalia made into an meme and now into penguin we know and we love that we see few Anti Anime group on Imgflip.
Originated from 3d stock image by 3dalia made into an meme and now into penguin we know and we love that we see few Anti Anime group on Imgflip.
by RSBBK December 11, 2022
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Get the Super Epic Anime Battle mug.An anime jock is an anime fan who does the following. They hate on weak main characters and talk down on them. You can see them in the comment section on an anime page. they say things like, "the MC is a wuss" "I hate the MC he is so weak." They just expect every main characters to man up and be strong and some would take the worse route expecting the MC to man up and be strong from the get go and shame them otherwise. An anime jock could also be a subtitle nazi shunning on people who honestly prefer dubs. they're like the anime fan's equivalent of the so called "cool" kids we hear about in school.
why do i have the funny feeling that these "Shinji is a wussy and blah blah blah weak MC" comments might have been made by a bunch of anime jocks?
by WPBhillbilly May 13, 2018
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