by DirtySanchez52 January 11, 2018
Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!
Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
by MacG007 February 18, 2014
by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024
One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee
by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024
When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
by richardstroker January 02, 2024
The final product of someone giving you a blowjob in a barn, you finishing in their mouth, and then them rudely spitting it on the floor where it mixes with dirt, hay, sawdust, and animal hair/droppings.
by bad_idea June 16, 2015
Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022