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Asshole

Jacob is an asshole
by Alright_person March 20, 2021
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Asshole

Deldrick fucking shiniah is the asshole then sucking her tiddies
Oh shining I’ll fuck ur asshole
by Yrfhh December 11, 2019
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Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.
Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
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asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test
hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!
by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021
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Asshole

1.The hole in your ass 2.Someone who is annoying/ignorant
Jesus Kyle, you're such an asshole!
by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021
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Asshole

Men commonly named Andrew also known as “little impotent bitch”
Ugh this dude andrew fell asleep on me on one of our first dates... what an asshole! Should have known.
by Rosalie Collucci May 7, 2018
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Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).
My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025
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