Adam master deceptor will do anything to bamboozle you with his lies to steer you fr your original grivance with him
by Sweet but psycho January 25, 2022

Adam is a man who has a HUGE cock. He is also a very attractive person who really cares about his friends, he stays to himself most of the time and does well with girls, most girls love him for who he is, Adam is a bit of a simp for certain people and you can easily tell just by the way he acts. He is very affectionate and will do anything for you as long as he cares about you.
Girl one: Damn Adam looks sexy today.
Girl two: I heard he has a massive cock too.
Girl one: I think he has one too.
Girl two: I heard he has a massive cock too.
Girl one: I think he has one too.
by Your biological mother. November 25, 2021

Bald, tiny hands and even smaller ears! Usually owns comp sites, buys impulsively and loves hot tub businesses.
by Ibbowibboibbowibbo November 23, 2021

Adam Van Horn is a man who acts like he is above everyone, but in reality cares deeply for those in his close friends and family. He is extremely witty, but sometimes uses that wit to mess with his son, Brayden. He loves rock and crumbl cookies. He loves strawberry cake, but only when its made well. He loves tennis to the point of an addiction. Hes very nice and handsome, and a very hardworker. He is also an example of someone who tries their very best to be a good father, and he succeeded. Adam is a 8/10 person, and deserves to be referred to as master and king.
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022

A beautiful big dicked big man. He is smarter than others and better than others. He is also stronger than others. He makes good snus and he is blonde, blue eyed and white, so if you see him you should thank him for his efforts
by DENOVANLIGMAN October 21, 2022

Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7
“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”
“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”
“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”
by HeathDickens02 March 27, 2024
