zeke

1)a man that is intimidated by smaller women.
2)a man who is really confused and makes lame excuses.
3)a man who likes to blame his shortcomings on "false pretenses".

1)Amy has her bluff in on that Zeke.
2)When he drinks he really turns into a Zeke.
3)He says he has a big dick when in reality he's just a Zeke.

by Amy and April October 17, 2008

Zekole

Defined by many as the creator and distributor of the first ever S class drug - Zekaphedamine; Zekole’s power is rivalled only by that of Jim Carey in Bruce Almighty. As well as his hidden underground drug operation, he is also the CEO of the almighty corporation - Zekorp. Friends to only Chrycis Minecraft and Arthur the Brazilian, Zekole is rumoured to be an astonishing 8 feet tall and towers above the likes of Prxc and Syfiy.

Zekole: “You will never be as cool as me.”
Random Citizen: “I LOVE YOU METROMAN!”

by Zekole May 9, 2021

Zekrom

Zekrom is an electric type legendary badass pokemon that shoots electricity from its butt. It is unseen in the clouds. It looks like a black dragon.

Look! It's Zekrom!

by Eren Yeeter December 7, 2020

Sneaky zekey

Roofies

Bro can I get some of them sneaky zekeys to slipp into this fire girls drink

by DickSlapper0627 June 17, 2018

zeke

any stranger that is an odd looking mofo

Dude, did you see Zeke in the grcoery store? He comes in all the time.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Zeki

Zeki is a young boy, around the age of 11 and is someone who is occasionally cheeky but loves Fortnite. He has a bad sense of humour but just wants to fit in. He likes to pick up girls but is socially awkward when interacting with them. He likes to play sports especially football and tennis both in which he plays to a good standard. He has friends but some of them are very dorky.

Girl: Do you still like me???
Zeki: Yes.
Girl: Are you sure???
Zeki: Gtg, bye.

by madlover234 June 7, 2018

zeke

retard that gets ditched by his friends all the time.

zeke be dumb

by hardit1213 April 23, 2019