Googling yourself

1. Looking up your own name on Google to see how famous and popular (or unpopular) you are.

2. Slang for masturbation. Has been referenced at least once in The Vacationeers, an L.A. sketch comedy group.

College Guy: I'll be right there! I was just, uh...working on my Intro to Philosophy paper!

College Girl: Bullshit! You were Googling yourself again, weren't you?

by loop zoop July 3, 2011

relax yourself

Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.

For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.

Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!

Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.

by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004

go out side & play "hide & go fuck yourself"

leave me alone ... leave the room

to go and complete a useless task

your lil sis is annoying me! tell her to go outside and paly hide and go fuck herself!

by mami 2 da fullest May 2, 2004

fuck yourself

What is being proposed is not going to be a possiblity.

Joe: I think I should get to sleep with your girlfriend!
Jim: Go fuck yourself!

by Steve V December 2, 2007

Don't hurt yourself

A way of indicating someone's incompetence at trying to complete a task.

Letting someone know that no matter how hard they are trying it is a pretty weak attempt.

Don't hurt yourself trying to act cool enough to pick up pussy.

by DoctorVegas December 2, 2009

Yourself

What 98.9% of high school children fail to see in themselves... Who people should be: their own selves.

You should rather be hated for being yourself, than being someone you are not.

by 1325 April 16, 2011