my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021

I like you for who you are

A sentence used when a male is pretending to be interested in what a woman thinks and says just so he can get some ass.

In most cases, the female is blonde.

"Why'd you hit on me tonight when there are so many hotter girls?"

"I like you for who you are}"

by girl6 May 30, 2004

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day

Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.

Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY

by Definitionmaker123lmao November 17, 2019

you look like you eat sand

your mouth is dryer than the sahara desert, dryer than your moms vagina

Why yo mouth so dry? 'You look like you eat sand.'

by alexwall28 January 2, 2022

you sound like you can’t swim

A phrase that teenage girls use on TikTok as an insult. It means you are immature. (In reality whoever uses this phrase is the immature and unfunny one).

A- I don’t want to wear makeup and paint my nails.
B- OMG you sound like you can’t swim

by ENDL3SS December 22, 2020

if you aint dutch you aint much

something grandfathers who want to cope with their big ass noses say

DUTCH PERSON: if you aint dutch you aint much
NORMAL PERSON: kys challenge go!

by madokamagicafan069 May 18, 2023

The face you see before you die

It’s Britney Spears

Falololololol the face you see before you die

by OPCatloverTCG August 14, 2021