yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

Yoink/Satvik

Definition of 'chutiya'. A normie who has ass taste in anime.

Hey who is that dumbfuck who thinks naruto>one piece?
Oh he is a complete Yoink/Satvik.

by Daddy Dim May 31, 2022

Yoink

The act of chugging beer very quickly through a beer bong. Also can be used for taking anything quickly.

I’m about to take a yoink. Bro I just yoinked that beer.

by bigpresto1 March 30, 2022

cock yoink

Noriaki Kakyoin, a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

man, i love cock yoink! he is my favorite character.

by 23_characters_very_cool September 11, 2021

yoink

"yoink" can be used in lots of ways. One of them meaning stealing in a fast way.

"I yoinked this guys shit", "yoink this shit fast and lets get outta here"

by FroZ_Dictionary February 25, 2022

Yoinking It

The act of an AFAB (assigned female at birth) person gently tugging on the hood of the clitoris, but not the head, for sexual gratification.

"He yoinked it with his toes after a lot of practice."

"I started yoinking it and won't go back."

by bellestelles September 1, 2025