yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

Yoink

When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.

Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie

Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"

by Yoink King aka Da Groin Master August 10, 2017

Yoink

To do something someone was try to before them.

Alex yoinked John apple before John ate it

by Ziggles July 1, 2020

Yoink

Extremely good sex

Past tense: yoinked
Present tense: yoinking

An example of yoink: “Mario and I were gonna yoink, but plans fell through.”

“We were yoinking and our parents caught us!”

“We yoinked in the back of his car...”

by Poondestroyer9000 October 10, 2017

YOINK

The wholesome word used to show stealing/taking from your mates.extended borrowing ;)

I just YOINKED some diamonds off my friend.

by Karna's BLADE March 22, 2021

Yoink

yoink is when you take something but it's as fast as yeet
Yoink is the opposite of yeet.

I just yoinked his girl

by yoink meister November 15, 2018

Yoink

Verb
-To grasp or seize suddenly and roughly.

" He yoinked the cup out of her hand, she yoinked it right back"

by SeymourArses May 17, 2019