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liquid yoga 

A slang word for an alcoholic beverage, especially when it's imbibed as a way to de-stress and/or relax, instead of doing something constructive like going to a yoga class or for a run, or dancing or stretching. Akin to the terms liquid lunch and liquid courage.
When I feel like I don't have time to go to the gym, but really need to de-stress and have some down time, I have a glass of my favorite liquid yoga.
liquid yoga by scribblysobernaut October 19, 2018
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impact yoga

Code for sex
Girlfriend: ok babe I’m off to my impact yoga
Boyfriend: ok be careful this time hun you had bruises from the last time
impact yoga by HigherPrimate December 11, 2020

KA KA yoga

The delightful art of having to take a massive shit while you're at the club but the door won't lock so you mount into a horizontal position above the toilet with your hands on the door and your feet against the wall behind the toilet (your stomach facing the ground). You then proceed to take your massive shit and your shit should fall into the toilet promptly.
Man I was at the club the other night dancin on bitches when I had to take a massive shit, but then the door wouldn't lock so I had to break out the KA KA yoga moves.

nude yoga 

Yoga preformed nude! With touch sessions!
Thomas and Lauri went the nude yoga class specifically for the touch session.
nude yoga by Massiveass April 5, 2017

Brighton Yoga 

The insanely unrealistic twisting two homosexual men would have to do to in order that they would each be simultaneously penetrating the other. In the ass.

No mouthsies!
‘Darth Vader looked at the drop of sweat rolling down Möbius’s back, over the taint and on to the top of his face, which finally fell sensuously off his nose and into his mouth. From the single twist of Möbius’s sinewy back and the way he was giving himself head, Darth knew he was in for a treat of hyperspatial Brighton Yoga.’ – Probably some fanfiction somewhere.
Brighton Yoga by 535 February 21, 2012

drunk yoga 

Sleeping in an unusual manner or place due to excessive alcohol consumption.
I got so messed up last night I ended up doing drunk yoga on Marks couch.

You should have seen Sara doing drunk yoga on Stevens lawn last night.

A: Did you have fun last night?
B: Yeah, ended up doing drunk yoga on the beach.

A: Where have you been?
B: I think I should leave, I'm so drunk I was just doing drunk yoga on the toilet.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Crazy! We all ended up doing drunk yoga in Nicoles living room.
drunk yoga by Drunk Yoga March 7, 2015