wronghorn

the feeling of sexual arousal brought on by someone or something that really should not arouse you, such as a particularly ugly person.

That Matt Smith as Doctor Who really gives me the wronghorn

by Giggigoofer August 26, 2011

Wrong Turn-lookin ass nigga

somebody who looks like those ugly things off that movie Wrong Turn.

"Look at that ugly ass nigga Rico."

"He look like a fuckin gremlin or some shit!"

"I know! He a muthafuckin Wrong Turn-lookin ass nigga."

by Rifa September 10, 2006

wrong-numbered

When you give someone a false number so that you don't actually have to speak to them again. Normally after you've met with someone new, and being the polite person that you are, don't want to say no to exchanging numbers. That way they think you are a nice guy, plus you don't have to explain to them why you don't like them. If the cover is blown, the person who got wrong-numbered can be blamed for not taking down the number correctly.

Guy1: "I called the number this chick gave me last night, but it was some random old guy..."

Guy2: "Dude!!! you got totally wrong-numbered!!"

by linguisticosity1 September 19, 2009

mr. wrong

1. The opposite of the perfect man. On the surface, he appears to have everything you desire, but is really the anti-christ.

2. A man who gets girls by being an asshole to girls with daddy issues.

1. What happened to that guy you were dating?
Turned out he was Mr. Wrong.

2. My friend gets a lot of girls because he's Mr. Wrong.

by Butterpat November 13, 2013

Wrongful Shirt

A tortious claim against a defendant for a patently bad shirt. This designation is determined by examining such elements as the texture, color and and pattern of the shirt. Various button configurations are also evaluated based on the following categories; two button, three button, button up and no button. The degree of severity can be judged by these distinction.

Doug wore an ugly brown shirt, so Tony Chase sued Doug for wrongful shirt in federal court. Bases on this, does International Shoe still work for you?

by Daisy Crawford December 15, 2008

Wrongboarder

Someone who rides a longboard and does regular skateboard tricks on it.

Lacey: Yo what's up.
Dancer: Doing some rad tiger claws and early grabbin some curbs.
Lacey: Psh wrongboarder, how about you get rad and go bomb some hills.

by Demix April 29, 2012

wrong number

Being falsely accused of taking a bad smelling shit in a public restroom.

"So i went into the restroom right after Josh had dropped this rank ass turd, then when i was washing my hands after pissing someone else came in and thought i was the one who stunk the place up. Josh totally wrong numbered me"

by Erich S December 28, 2007