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Willy Wonka

When you are mutually masturbating, while laying or standing back to back sharing a towel which is passed underneath both of your crotch. During masturbation, both partners “saw” the towel back and forth as if they were looking to dry their taints. One or more participants then begins to shit into the towel, with both partners continuing to “saw” the towel back and forth which spreads the shit all over both participants’ junk.
My girlfriend and I did a Willy Wonka last night. Her pussy tasted like shit the next day.
by WillyWonkasChocolateFactory April 16, 2021
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Wonka Tonka

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro
by BigzaddyR May 3, 2021
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playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.
1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."
by garbagefight June 30, 2025
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Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight

When you exuberantly administer a rimjob to a black woman after subsequently sploodging into her rectum with great enjoyment.
"Bro, I'm so freaky, I gave my girl that wonka whipple scrumptious fudgemallow delight"
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BIG WILLY WONKA

by Man on a Mission April 30, 2025
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boom wonka

A severally retarded person or comment that's extremely unfunny, childish, or stupid.
You a boom Wonka
Your acting like a boom Wonka
You look like a boom wonka
by Lt3100 April 25, 2024
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Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024
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