Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever
Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half
by Luciousmccain August 14, 2015
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Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.
My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.
by Wonkareffic November 17, 2022
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Wonka Whack

When you dick-slap her chin after anal.
After I unloaded in her ass, I gave her a sloppy Wonka Whack for good measure.
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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Wonka Chute

by willywonk'dya July 21, 2011
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Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"
by PirateHookerx3 October 03, 2019
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Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone
Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda
by Crissythumbs June 09, 2023
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The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 09, 2024
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