by Seymour Merkin August 9, 2002
Get the bearded clammug. When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009
Get the Pedophile Beardmug. by Trevineaux October 27, 2017
Get the struggle beardmug. A type of cafe which specializes in creating creme puffs and creme styled pastries. Also a place where people make common jokes and references about ejaculation.
Those creme puffs from Beard Papa's are so good.
(A very hot girl walks into Beard Papa's and orders some creme puffs)
Someone: I'd like to creme those puffs!
or
I'd like to beard those papas!
(A very hot girl walks into Beard Papa's and orders some creme puffs)
Someone: I'd like to creme those puffs!
or
I'd like to beard those papas!
by Mario Lomas April 6, 2008
Get the Beard Papa'smug. Beards like that from jack "cuck" murphy where left and right sides are white and the middle part is normal colored.
Tongue can't reach left and right side to clean the zinc leftover up, which he got from eating out his gf after she met Matt from Tinder.
Tongue can't reach left and right side to clean the zinc leftover up, which he got from eating out his gf after she met Matt from Tinder.
Have you seen Jack "cuck" Murphy? He got a nice zinc beard.
Guess Jack "cuck" Murphy came up with the idea of a zinc beard while he got a dildo stuffed in his ass, like when he did porn or got rammed by another guy.
Guess Jack "cuck" Murphy came up with the idea of a zinc beard while he got a dildo stuffed in his ass, like when he did porn or got rammed by another guy.
by Augustus (Warband) December 31, 2021
Get the zinc beardmug. When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.
Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.
by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021
Get the Beard Juicemug. by Professor Arnold Brown March 3, 2016
Get the bearded trumpetmug.