Comedy Wheeze

Verb. A sudden and abrupt single exhalation of air causing a shortness of breath. Caused when a person is subjected to too much pure comedy at once.

Daniel:what's the difference between in laws and outlaws. Outlaws are wanted
Stephen:WHEEZE
Daniel:I knew that joke would make you Comedy Wheeze

by FrazeNeutron March 19, 2019

four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

The Whetsell Effect

When your math teacher teaches you a new equation, than teaches it to you in reverse.

Teacher: And that’s how you solve these new problems.
Me: Uhh! How could this get any worse!
Teacher: Now let’s do it in reverse!
Me: Crap! The Whetsell Effect is the worst!

by Damp_bread April 25, 2019

Four-wheeler throttle

When you’re hitting it from the back, grab a handful of ass cheek, and stick your thumb in her butt.

Bro you know Tiffany? I gave her the ole four-wheeler throttle last night

by Gabe Owner February 13, 2021

Alice Wheeler

A girl that loves One Direction, Taylor Swift, Five Seconds Of Summer, Harry Styles, and Marvel

David: that girl is such an Alice Wheeler
Kenny: ya she loves One Direction

by Fluffle123 November 17, 2021

Eighteen wheeler

Southern slang for a tractor-trailer truck. Also called a semi-truck

That eighteen wheeler was doing at least 90 down the interstate

by Russellsroughneck October 1, 2021

matthew wheeler

A fat slob that stays inside like a trog

He’s such a Matthew wheeler

by Gerald Harry October 6, 2021