West Virginia

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.

West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.

by Txorromorro February 17, 2025

West Virginia

It's one of the states in the U.S.A.

I will go to West Virginia for a vacation.

by Fuhrerian June 21, 2020

West Virginia

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong

West Virginia
Mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

by a random person on Earth July 12, 2020

West Virginia slushy

A term which refers to the resulting cum from a threesome or one session of intercourse followed immediately by another, during which two people who are either closely or distantly related cum inside the third person.

Billy Bob (to his cousin Jim Bob): Let's go over to Linda Sue's and make a West Virginia slushy.

by Bigg Butts Don't Lie November 19, 2016

West Virginia Foreplay

The act of giving your sister a foot massage

Mother: I saw you giving Betty Lou some West Virginia Foreplay
Me: We only went to second base afterward

by ButtMunchee September 06, 2021

Keyser West Virginia

Keyser is a small town in West Virginia. Like any other town there are some negative traits however most of the community are very kind supportive people. Keyser is located in the panhandle of West Virginia and like most small towns everyone knows everyone. They have recently been devastated by the drug epidemic that plagued the United States and Keyser is fighting back. They are having open seminars and discussions providing support groups and the city police are cracking down on the no drug policy. Keyser youth are being taught right from wrong and being molded into a productive part of the community. Keyser is fighting the war on drugs. Keyser is standing up against the previous definitions mentioned for this search. We are united. We are strong. We are proud. We fight back.

Have you ever been to Keyser West Virginia?
Yeah. The people from Keyser West Virginia aren’t taking anymore shit. They are standing proud together and helping one another.

by West Virginia proud November 28, 2018

West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”

Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.

by Gbach13 February 28, 2020