Tariff-wanking

When Trump rolls out his shiny new 10% tariffs, then threatens 25% tariffs like he’s upping the ante at a poker table where everyone already knows he’s bluffing

Cool. While you’re busy tariff-wanking, we’ll just lock in one of the biggest free trade zones on Earth with South America.

Tariff-wanking by Bareenelleranden January 20, 2026

squinting like a wanking jap 

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

squinting like a wanking jap by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Bare-Bulb wanking 

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb

For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.

Bare-Bulb wanking by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025

Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.

I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Finger Wanking by Ephraim June 7, 2025