connor james wallace

he loves a bj and will squirt all over your face until you look like a pie . i love anal and i am up for any sex positions i have a large cock and it produces lots and lots and lots of squirtng

connor james wallace loves to squirt on your fanny

by sghasdasbhascby sds May 7, 2018

William Wallace

William Wallace was weak, he fought for scotish "freedom" but under estimated the fact some new that English rule would be beneficial to scotland, and so they rightfully captured the traitor of the land and he was punished accordingly.
Long live England, Long live St. George

Scotland is now the most unhealthy and uneducated part of the UK, it would have been a better place if william wallace did not rebel against English rule.

by Lord Emperor Hanson September 30, 2008

smoochie wallace

A wet, romantic kiss that last for a long time and usually is involved in a relationship

Dude, this chick asked me to give her a smoochie wallace and she loved it.

by S. James More October 21, 2012

Art Wallace

A pole smoking Gnome from Lebanon who does nothing more that lean back in his chair all day.

Oh, the phone is ringing? Let Bobber get that one, way min, hoe don, I towed you last week I couldn't stay.

by Linder W. December 29, 2004

Shrek Wallace

A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv

James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?

Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office

Later..........................

James:-
Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!
Gutted!

Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green

by Scousish January 14, 2009

Sam Wallace

A sam Wallace took my washer

A sam Wallace came round

by Jack scrap king May 15, 2018

Chris Wallace

A real sweetheart of a guy. Always makes everyone around him smile simply by being around. Smart, sexy, handsome, and has the best personality! Will be your best friend and is always there for you no matter what. Also quite possibly the best kisser on the planet and the best lover. Will surprise you with the sweetest things. When he's not around you miss him like crazy and can't wait to see him again. Just an amazing guy!

Chris Wallace is my best friend. I will never find another Chris Wallace.

by Smoochesgirl May 1, 2013