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Soft Whitey

An over 20 year old white guy that thinks he's the master of the universe but could get beat down by a fourth grader. Usually seen drinking a latte, wearing yuppie clothes and driving an audi, lexus, etc. Usually seen around trendy hot spots. They usually travel in groups of five or six for protection, albeit with a smug look on their faces. Becomes beligerent when drunk - can't handle a drink - but backs down when physical violence is imminent.
"This whole town is filled with soft whiteys."
Soft Whitey by Black Domino February 28, 2009
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Whitey Victim 

A stoner who has previously 'hit white' (when subject to marijuana and turned pale / sick). This then labels said stoner as a 'whitey victim' thus making him subject to victimisation.
The step down from Whitey Victim is the 'Whitey Maid'.
Ahh shut up, Jayk you little whitey victim!
Whitey Victim by Cayk September 25, 2010

Whitey Bulger 

The boss. Him and his Irish mob ruled Boston for 3 decades. Everything illegal that went on in Massachusetts from Lowell to South Boston, whitey got a piece of it. Was seen as a Robin Hood figure to the oppressed Irish people of Boston. Born and raised in Southie. Kept Southie Irish, killed or ordered the killing of a couple dozen rival mobsters. Kept South Boston exclusively for the Irish, and helped out a lot of people in the neighborhood. When Whitey left and his empire collapsed most of his guys were either in prison, or hiding out in Irish parts of Massachusetts such as Lowell and Tewksbury.
Whitey Bulger had power of life and death over the Irish in Boston, he decided who lived and who died. They feared him, loved him, but ultimately relied on him and his guys to keep outsiders away from the Irish neighborhoods.
Whitey Bulger by Dirty Dsteet November 3, 2013

Whitley Bay Make up 

Whitley Bay make up can be found on various ladies of loose morals around the pubs of Whitley Bay most nights of the week.

Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.

It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.

Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucket load to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.
'Woh look at the clipof that, she has her Whitley Bay Make up on'
Whitley Bay Make up by stuarm November 27, 2012

whiney ass bitch 

WAB ... a narcissistic female or even a male who finds minor situations or activities to whine or complain about to others around them
I don't like this bar because the beer isn't perfectly chilled and I'm bored because I'm a Whiney ass bitch
whiney ass bitch by elev man December 1, 2013

Chase Whitey 

playing golf (wherein you chase a white golf ball around a golf course)
Are we going to chase whitey on Saturday or what?
Chase Whitey by renniksn October 2, 2009

Tactical Whitey 

When one forces them self to be sick (this can be done through fingers down the throat method) for specific beneficial reasons such as: for the laugh, to sober up, to carry on drinking beverages
"Holy fuck balls, I really could do with a tactical whitey right now!!"

"Shit that guy just tactical whitey-ed all over my dick!"
Tactical Whitey by whitey2k12 August 27, 2012