noun
• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.
verb (trans.)
• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.
verb (trans.)
• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."
person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
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The spaceless, timeless dimension where lost texts exist until they re-enter the universe and arrive in your cell phone inbox; a hopeless, senseless text conversation in which one or both participants is repeatedly unable to determine the meaning and direction of the conversation despite all attempts to get the conversation back on track
Person 1 text: I liked your shoes
(two hours later)
Person 2 text: Thank you
Person 1 text: What?
Person 2: I said thank you
Person 1: I know for what?
Person 2: U said u like my shoes
Person 1: I sent that 2 hours ago
Person 2: Omg this fone sux!
(two hours later)
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why what?
Person 1: I am replying to ur text just now
Person 2: I didn't send a text
Person 1: Yes u did
Person 2: What did u say?
Person 1: Nvm we are caught in a vortext
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: Nvm
(two hours later)
Person 2: Nvm what?
Person 1: Aaaaargh!
(two hours later)
Person 2 text: Thank you
Person 1 text: What?
Person 2: I said thank you
Person 1: I know for what?
Person 2: U said u like my shoes
Person 1: I sent that 2 hours ago
Person 2: Omg this fone sux!
(two hours later)
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why what?
Person 1: I am replying to ur text just now
Person 2: I didn't send a text
Person 1: Yes u did
Person 2: What did u say?
Person 1: Nvm we are caught in a vortext
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: Nvm
(two hours later)
Person 2: Nvm what?
Person 1: Aaaaargh!
by Danstrom August 4, 2010
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