Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT)

A stress-reliever during challenging times achieved by holding a purring cat across your upper chest. As the cat purrs, you close your eyes and breathe slowly, letting the purr slow your heartrate.

My boss was irritating me this morning, so I did a quick Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT) session and felt more calm.

by IslandMick February 21, 2024

Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016

Good Vibration

a piece of paper that one reads in the morning that has a positive quote

"hey Eddie read a good vibration"
"sure"
*Eddie reads* weetbix and rice

by RoyBae July 22, 2018

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Vibrator

Man's worse nightmare

That Vibrator ruined are relationship

by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016

Vibrating Steam Roller

When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.

I met this chubby last night. We went back to her place and she gave me a vibrating steam roller.

by Imafunny April 24, 2018

muffler vibrator

When you fart while some is eating your ass, you make their lips vibrate on your butthole.

Katie was talking too much so I gave her a muffler vibrator.

by Nikki N Curtis September 18, 2020