Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.

My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.

by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023

utah switchup

Tricking a Mormon girl from utah into losing her virginity before she gets married, by using various techniques, and traps, but make sure no rape is involved.

Markus: Brodie I banged the hell out of Hellen Last night
Steve: Isn't she mormon, did you rape her?
Markus: Nah I pulled a Utah Switchup

by Cockyballslover69 June 4, 2018

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Altamont Utah

Altamont Utah is a small town in Utah. Lol, that was self explanatory. Altamont means high mountain. Which makes sense because the elevation of Altamont Utah is well over 6,000 feet.

Altamont Utah is like, really small.

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

Utah Ghostick

When the penis is all that can be seen of a Mormon male when having sex through a hole in a sheet.

Marianne was aroused when imagining that the Utah ghostick was not that of her husband, but some other man hiding under the sheet.

by polypubes November 19, 2016

Packing for Utah

Macking on some girl in her bedroom

Sorry I can’t hang out today, I’m packing for Utah.

by Weeniepeenie June 13, 2020

Utah

Utah is a place where people do coke , marijuana etc. at a very young age and this is where the blood and crips gang bang . And it’s where kids smoke weed behind there schools

let’s go get some weed and dick in Utah

by Banggangek August 9, 2018