by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023
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-"This is the place"
- 45th state in the union
- "Greatest Snow on Earth"
- Mormons ofc (not everyone is Mormon & the ones that are, are more open-minded)
- Jello
- Snow tundra & desert red rocks all in one w a great view of the Wasatch mountain range (why settle for one Minecraft biome when you can have 3 ig)
The birthplace of the FLDS
- Every body looks the same, the "Utah girl" hair.
- You can't go anywhere without running into a pack of missionaries, if you want them to stop bugging you just offer them a beer. ;)
- Utah Jazz is the shit along w RSL soccer
- National parks
- Highest # of Pacific Islanders next to Hawaii
- Don't start talking to anyone unless you're sure you're not cousins
- Sundance Film Festival
- Skiing & snowboarding
-The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
- Everybody knows everybody through the Mormon church
- Pioneer day
- check out The Ogden Farmers Market, Park Silly, The Arts Festival, they're really fun.
- Last but not least, the names can be very... special, so don't blame the kid blame the parent, you'll meet a LOT of people with names starting with "Mc, Mak, Mck, Mac" (ex. Makenzie, Mcaylee & Mckay) along with names that end in "lee, ley, li, leigh" (ex. Ryleigh, Oakley, Mylee & a shit ton of Bailey's) You'll meet a lot of boys w the names Carter, Carson, Bracken, Beau, Owen, Christian & ofc Logan. You'll meet a lot of girls w the names, Hailey, Oakley, Bailey, Lilly, Olivia, Abby, Hallie & Allie.
- 45th state in the union
- "Greatest Snow on Earth"
- Mormons ofc (not everyone is Mormon & the ones that are, are more open-minded)
- Jello
- Snow tundra & desert red rocks all in one w a great view of the Wasatch mountain range (why settle for one Minecraft biome when you can have 3 ig)
The birthplace of the FLDS
- Every body looks the same, the "Utah girl" hair.
- You can't go anywhere without running into a pack of missionaries, if you want them to stop bugging you just offer them a beer. ;)
- Utah Jazz is the shit along w RSL soccer
- National parks
- Highest # of Pacific Islanders next to Hawaii
- Don't start talking to anyone unless you're sure you're not cousins
- Sundance Film Festival
- Skiing & snowboarding
-The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
- Everybody knows everybody through the Mormon church
- Pioneer day
- check out The Ogden Farmers Market, Park Silly, The Arts Festival, they're really fun.
- Last but not least, the names can be very... special, so don't blame the kid blame the parent, you'll meet a LOT of people with names starting with "Mc, Mak, Mck, Mac" (ex. Makenzie, Mcaylee & Mckay) along with names that end in "lee, ley, li, leigh" (ex. Ryleigh, Oakley, Mylee & a shit ton of Bailey's) You'll meet a lot of boys w the names Carter, Carson, Bracken, Beau, Owen, Christian & ofc Logan. You'll meet a lot of girls w the names, Hailey, Oakley, Bailey, Lilly, Olivia, Abby, Hallie & Allie.
Person 1: "I'm going to Bear Lake this year for Summer."
Person 2: "Utah right?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Stay away from the polygamists! :D"
Person 1: " Who says I want too? ;)"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: " I'm gonna find me a blondie!"
Person 2: "Utah right?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Stay away from the polygamists! :D"
Person 1: " Who says I want too? ;)"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: " I'm gonna find me a blondie!"
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by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022
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Kevin: Don't ask me!
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What's even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!
by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022
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Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.
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