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Discord User Syndrome

The Discord User Syndrome (DUS) is a syndrome that is gained by actively using the application Discord. Symptoms include having absolutely zero game, being a discord mod, a sudden increase of weight and becoming a femboy. The Syndrome is usually treated with uninstalling the application and touching grass.
Person 1: Didn't Max get all the bitches?
Person 2: No, he has zero game now. I heard he uses Discord now.
Person 1: Guess he got Discord User Syndrome.
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twitter user 

an offensive name to call an annoying person.
twitter user by More than 1 hooman October 12, 2022

My-ban Dictionary User 

Attention-seeking Urban Dictionary users who opt to write about their own experiences/inside jokes in the first person rather than provide definitions one typically expects a dictionary to have.
My-ban Dictionary Users will probably get butthurt by this entry

recreational meth user 

Recreational meth user is just like a regular meth user only they’re in a thick blanket of denial or a meth induced psychosis
I was a recreational meth user for 20 years

Add random user 

When someone reaches so much pure boredom that they type the options of this website
“Ok so the plus is add, the arrows are random and the profile is user, this makes add random user, i wonder if anyone had made a definition for that.”
Add random user by larry stintz September 19, 2021
that guy is a smac-user
smac-user by Jon Elway April 10, 2003

Social Network User

There are two different types of social network users.

1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.

2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.

Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.