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Doer-Upper

A person who looks a complete mess most of the time but when it comes time for a party/ formal event etc. they turn up looking really hot.
"Dude Ryan looks good. He's shaved and put contacts in and everything."
"Yeah, he's a real doer-upper"

"Wow... is that Kate? Man she is a major doer-upper!"
by TheHastieLanyon June 4, 2014
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Upper Puff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Upper Puff is a woman’s bush that rises up toward the naval. Its fullness is concentrated above the genitalia, while the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom are more exposed (relatively speaking). It is the easiest muff to cover in a swimsuit, particularly a one-piece. Its connoisseurs appreciate pubic hair, yet enjoy the fact that it does not completely cover the erogenous zones of the vagina, taint and anus. It is also less likely to be subjected to becoming matted due to intercourse, vaginal fluid, spunk sprays and poor hygiene than muffs of the Powder Room or Gorilla class.
Lisa tickled my eyebrows with her Upper Puff while I was going down on her last night.
by Bebebox January 1, 2012
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upper dickage

The region of a man’s penis that is visible when his pants or underwear is lower than normal. Usually upper dickage is purposeful to induce arousal of the viewer.
The Republican Lieutenant Governor was liking the Instagram post of a young twink-boy showing a lil’ bit of upper dickage.
by Andyroo22 March 15, 2023
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Upper Jethro

An uppercut punch but thrown to the dick.
This guy was talking trash on the bleachers, so I gave him the Upper Jethro.
by Twitchy1 September 8, 2021
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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
mugGet the Seven-Uppermug.

trader-upper

A woman who's dating a guy and then dumps him when she founds someone richer.
Tess was a trader-upper. Once she met Carl, she was officially
in love and oh, so reformed.
by Cristian Pavel October 31, 2007
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