extra extra small underwear

the size of underwear commonly worn by men with unfortuanatly small penii

omg matthew madden has such a small penis!

yeah hes extra extra small underwear size, from the M&S children's department

by chinchinchin December 15, 2011

blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear

the male genital..penis

whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!

by macmatty January 15, 2006

Knitted Underwear

A slang term from South England referring to any girl who doesn't shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of pubes.

Henry: I say old chap, I hear Lady Gifford goes for the au naturelle look "down there", if one knows what I mean?

Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!

Henry: Quite so old bean!

by Sweet Kiwi July 25, 2009

eye-patch underwear

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.

1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.

by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009

Factory Underwear

A common used word for saying ''FU'' or ''Fuck U'' in areas where saying the F-word is prohibited

Tom: Hey dude, have a bad hairday today, haha!
Erik: Factory Underwear man!

by Gerv July 7, 2009

underweiser

beautiful, smart person person.

"wow, she's such an underweiser!!"

by Hellomynamisjoey May 28, 2009

Underwear of Turin

When you put your underwear on after a sex without cleaning your genitals and leave an image of your junk in them. Then you use them to prove to your friends that you got laid.

Mike: Hey Benny, can you not leave your Mike: “underwear of Turin” on the bathroom floor, no ones impressed that you got laid last night!

Benny: well you should be, it was your Mom!

by buddhiistboy June 18, 2021