Uglier than a bag of assholes

Less attractive than ugly. Smack you in your face ugly. Make you wonder why ugly. When someone just takes ugly to a whole new level.

Dude! Have you seen his new girlfriend?! That chick is uglier than a bag of assholes!

by New York Stacey June 13, 2019

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rub uglies

to fuck

We used to rub uglies once in awhile when we were bored, but I haven't seen her in a long time.

by Jamie on top December 6, 2014

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Goosebumpin' Uglies

Goosebumpin' Uglies is not unlike 'Netlix & Chill' where one puts the children's TV series 'Goosebumps' on with the intent to have sex with it on in the background.

'My man came over and we totally Goosebumped Uglies'

'Hey babe, come over and we can Goosebump Uglies'

'My mum rang last night when I was in the middle of Goosebumpin' Uglies with my girl.'

by ekkiej September 18, 2017

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Trumpin' Uglies

1) Suppressing the reporting of sexual indiscretions through bribery or extortion to further career advancement.

2) Committing a felony to hide evidence of a misdemeanor.

Did you hear that Ronald was arrested? He was caught Trumpin' Uglies. Apparently he tried to bribe the guard that caught him in flagrante delicto with his secretary in the bathroom.

by seudokode January 18, 2019

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The hottest man alive no matter what anyone says. Big butt. Big Forehead. Gorgeous voice. Voice can reach 4 octaves. Lead singer (and only member) of Panic! At The Disco (AKA BEST BAND EVER). He has produced 6 albums (at the moment) for Panic! At The Disco. Married to Sarah Urie (forgot how to spell last name so just used current last name). I am very happy that they are married but the fan girls are jealous. Any lesbian girl would go straight for him! And any straight guy would go gay for him! Claims he wouldn't classify himself as emo (although fans classify his band as emo) Claims he doesn't know Welcome To The Black Parade (even though he has made a referance live before) Full Name is Brendon Boyd Urie. Parents Names are Grace Urie and Boyd Urie. Born in St George's Utah. Raised in Las Vegas Nevada. Currently lives in Los Angeles. Has two dogs Bogart and Penny-Lane. Loves (and I mean loves) his fans. He did make vines (RIP VINE). He tried musical.ly/TikTok out (username: panicatthedisco). Has Instagram (username: brendonurie). Raised as a Mormon. Old Band Members: Brent Wilson, Ryan Ross, Spencer Smith, Dallon Weekes, Jon, Kenny. Haters are BITCHES. Nicknames: Beebo, BreadBin, BreadBin Urine. Sexuality: Pansexual.
Says he isn't gay... But he will suck a dick...

Girl: OMG BRENDON URIE IS DA BEST!!!
Girl Deux: IKR! And if you didn't agree then you would've been dead by now.
Girl: IKR! Wait what?!

by Panic! At The Beebo. October 29, 2019

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