bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.

"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"

by Tee Hi December 20, 2008

Twisted Tea

The gate-way drink for bitches to drop their panties while you vape like a faggot.

"Hey baby would you like to come over and drink Twisted Teas?"

by Heavy D aka (Lardass) December 9, 2018

twisted fag

someone who starts off as a normal person and ends up a total herb. Pretty much another way of being a train wreck

Britney Spears used to be so hot and cool. now she's just a twisted fag

by Superben June 15, 2008

twisted sister

The act of a hermaphrodite tucking their penis backward and inserting it into their vagina.

Guy 1: What happened with that double bagger you took home last night?!

Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!

by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011

Tuffany Twisted

Tough & nutty tiffany

you know that old broad tiffany? Man, I tell ya she's tuffany twisted!

by tuffany twisted May 9, 2008

Fat n' Twisted

Someone who just leaves their console on while not playing to get credits in the game Quantam of Solace.

Man this Fat n' Twisted on our team is killing us!

by Philius117 July 5, 2009

twistedcunt

a roast beef looking pussy,different colors,innerlips are flapping outside the outerlipps.dark colored edeges of the outer and inner pussy lips,or just pne plain nasty ass pussy!!!

oh my god did you see the twistedcunt on that bitch???

by jeremy cook March 28, 2007