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twaddle

My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!
by Xaviana December 1, 2003
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Twaddle

My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!
by The Model March 27, 2009
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twaddle

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.
1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007
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Toadler

Derogatory variation of "toddler" used by the childfree community.
The breeder walked into the coffee shop with his toadler strapped to his chest.
by rev. barky January 3, 2010
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Fatty Fatty Toad Boy

An insult aimed at a male individual of the overwieght variety, who loosley resembles any amphibian.
" You, fatty fatty toad boy, stop munching that pie, and go die in a corner."
by niblet August 8, 2004
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great horny toads

An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*

Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.

*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*

Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H January 10, 2006
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Red Anus Licking Toads

Red Anus Licking Toads are extremly dangerous,they can lick your entire ass of with there sand paper like tounge or they can just give you a bad case of hemeroids.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
oh no Red Anus Licking Toads has just givin me a pimple
by TARZAN4EVA November 6, 2010
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