One who slumps down and walks utterly slow, resembling a turle or tortise-like creature. He also goes for drag queen whores who wear excessive amounts of makeup and still looks like shit.
by William Reyenoso April 20, 2004
Get the Turtlemug. A Palestinian who sings reggae.
There is a small turtle who lives in the South End, rides a Ducati, and aspires to be the first furniture-making dentist.
by Keshiki October 25, 2004
Get the turtlemug. by Dill October 29, 2003
Get the turtlesmug. by BMXisLIFE2239 May 19, 2007
Get the turtlemug. calling an innocent girl a pinstripe then not telling her what it means and getting mad when she calss him turtle
by diljessika. March 6, 2010
Get the Turtlemug. by Emma Jean July 17, 2004
Get the turtlemug. 1. a) (verb) To drive abnormally below (at least 10 k/mph) the posted speed limits, even under ideal driving conditions.
b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.
2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.
b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.
2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.
by Nunuv Yabizness January 26, 2011
Get the turtlemug.