Trophy fingers

The glorious musk and possibly residue one accumulates after finger-blasting a fertile woman

The office smells a little funny this morning, is someone sporting trophy fingers?

by fingerblaster10 December 21, 2010

Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018

Bronze Trophy

A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).

"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."

by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014

Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

Twat Trophy

Term of endearment for children...

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)

by tallen7987 December 7, 2012

Trophy Hunting

Trophy Hunting is when someone is seeking a partner just for sexual conquest not a relationship. See Unicorn Hunting or Dragon Hunting.

I can’t study tonight I’m going Trophy Hunting!

by EnormousGreenRageMonster April 4, 2021

Trophy Pusher

Usually a hot mom or nanny that pushes small children around in strollers around the neighborhood.

You know a neighborhood has really gentrified when all you see is dudes in tight pants walking little dogs, and trophy pushers on every corner.

by 2LunchTommy November 9, 2020