Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.
by omarstones July 09, 2014
by Elwood P. Dowd December 29, 2006
A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.
First used by Holy Moly:
"You are never alone with a glass trombone"
First used by Holy Moly:
"You are never alone with a glass trombone"
by downtuning February 29, 2008
A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trombone, while blowing into his ass, like a trombone.
by eMeS September 27, 2003
Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. Just like a rusty trombone but with bloody hemmoroids
My girlfriend wanted to give me a rusty trombone but was surprised when she looked like a vampire when she was finished. I laughed and told her it was a bloody trombone.
by Ibestew2 August 19, 2009
when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.
i did a rusty trombone last night
by lkjhhjkl January 03, 2010
A very strange and rare sexual act. This is when a Female lick the back buttonhole of a male, whilst reaching around and giving the man pleasure by hand. When viewed from the side it appears as if the women is playing the trombone.
by Jounior Delgwako July 11, 2008